3/28/10

Indemnity Stick Ceremony

This is old news to a bunch of you, but I just thought we’d share this funny bit with you all. Tossa Cromwell, our favorite Moonie apologist, defends the fornication of Rev. Moon and his “providential affairs” in his newest blog. How funny, right? Anyway, we’d just thought we’d share a bit about the Indemnity Stick Ceremony with you guys.

Here is what Tparents.org has to say:

“In order to raise up the Israelite people, an angel came and struck Jacob’s hip bone and then blessed him. Whenever the Israelites made an important pledge, they did it with their hands on their hip bone.

All men and women in human history have misused the hip bone, and thus man has resentment against woman and woman against man. Without dissolving this resentment, you cannot stand as an original couple is free of this resentment. Since this resentment came about through woman, the man hits the woman first. The three strikes represent three stages and three ages.”

In order to be restored you got to beat your spouse’s butt with a stick as hard as you can. Yes, as hard as you can. All in the name of restoration. What sweet grace and love!